These lyrics came with the U.K. video "The Malady Lingers On."
I suspect them to be somewhat official.
The line breakup seems a little strange to me but I'm giving these exactly as I got them.
Also, 'Pregnant For The Last Time' has some obvious differences with the album version -- perhaps a change when recorded? Morrissey has done that before. Enjoy.

Pregnant For The Last Time

Fem Felt lapels for the last time,
Corn beef legs for the last time
We survive surmise that you finally decided
But then you see someone new, and you want someone new,
so you
have someone new...I don't blame you
We'd all do the same as you, if ever we had the chance to.
Chicks would clean for the last time
The people's friend for the last time
We survive that you finally decided
Tiny stripe socks for the last time
Pokes and clogs for the last time
And the doctor said don't knot knock your head until June
But then you see someone new, and you want someone new,
so you
have someone new...I don't blame you
We'd all do the same as you, if ever we had the chance to.
Sit at noon for the last time
And who is gonna clean up? - Would you be so kind?
Oh when everybody stares at the strange clothes
that you're wearing
Bad advice for the last time
And people being nice for the third class time
We surmise that you have finally decided

My Love Life

Come on to my house
Come on, mind you, it's something new
I know you love one person so why can't you love to
Even it was something, given, it was something to my love
life, my love life, my love life
I know you love one person so don't you love to love,
love true
Even it was something, given, it was something to my love
life, to my love life, my love life
I know you love one person so why don't you love to love,
love to
A given, a given, a given, a given,...
True love, true love, true love...
I know you love, I know you love, I know you love...
True love, true love...
I know you love...

We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful

We hate it when our
friends become successful
we hate it when our
friends become successful
oh, look at those clothes
now look at that face
it's so old
and such a video...
well, it's really
LAUGHABLE
ha ha ha ha ha ha
We hate it when our
friends become successful
and if they're Northern
that makes it even worse
and if we can destroy them
you bet your life
we will destroy them
if we can hurt them
well, we may as well
it's really
LAUGHABLE
ha ha ha ha ha ha
you see, it should have been me
it could have been me
everybody knows
everybody says so
they say;
"Ah, you have loads of songs
so many songs -
more songs than they can stand
verse, chorus, middle-eight,
break, fade..."
JUST LISTEN
Lah...

You're The One For Me, Fatty

*You're the one for me, Fatty
you're the one I really
really love
and I will stay
promise you'll say
if I'm in your way
(repeat *)
if I'm ever
in your way
All over Battersea
some hope
and some despair
all over Battersea
some hope
and some despair

Tomorrow

Tomorrow
will it really come?
and if it does come
will I still be human?
All I ask of you
is one thing that
you never do
would you put your arms
around me
I won't tell anyone
Tomorrow
does it have to come?
All I ask of you
is one thing that
you'll never do
would you put our arms
around me
I won't tell anybody
Tomorrow
and what must come before
ah, the pain in my arms
oh, the pain in my legs
all through my shiftless body
Tomorrow
it's surely nearer now?
You don't think I'll make it
(I never said I wanted to - well, did I?)
ah, the pain in my arms
oh, the pain in my legs
all through my shiftless body
Tomorrow
All I ask of you
is one thing that
tell me that you love me
oh, I know you don't mean it

Glamorous Glue

First day with the jar
you find everyone lies
first day with the jar
you find everyone lies
(nobody minds)
everyone lies
Where is the man you respect?
Where is the woman you love?
Where's the woman you love?
Third week with the jar
you find everything dies
we won't vote Conservative
because we never have
everyone lies
everyone lies
Where is the man you respect?
and where is the woman you love?
where's the woman you love?
Everything of worth on earth
is there to share
I used to dream
and I used to vow
I wouldn't dream of it now
We look to Los Angeles
for the language we use
London is dead
and I'm too much in love
I'm too much in love
I know I'll go
empty hand
from the land

Certain People I Know

I take the cue from
certain people I know
I use the cue
and then I
hand it on to you
And when I swing it
so, it catches his eye
(Weren't you there?
-you'd have died!)
I trust the views of
certain people I know
the look at Danger
and they
LAUGH THEIR HEADS OFF
Their clothes are Imitation
George the 23rd
(don't you find this absurd?)
I'd hate to be like
certain people I know
they break their necks
and can't afford to
get them fixed
They'd sacrifice all
of their principles for
anything cashable
I do believe it's terrible

typed by krajewsk@iastate.edu